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Post by slepe12 on Feb 23, 2009 19:13:39 GMT
My wife and Dog have gone missing  There's a large reward for the return of the dog  |
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Post by Bay Dolphin on Feb 23, 2009 22:33:13 GMT
Notices by the pay phone in a Lancaster Quayside pub;-
1. "Wanted: good woman. Must be able to cook, sew and have a boat. Send picture of boat".
2. Charges for replies to incoming calls:-
"No he hasn't been in today" = 50p
"We have'n't seen him for a week" = £1.00
"Who?" = £1.50
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